If you don't believe in evolution, will you get a flu shot this year?

You haven't been keeping up with the conspiracy theories, have you? The H1N1 vaccination is supposedly part of a plot to kill Christians, or maybe implant the mark of the beast in them, or a plot to reduce the global population to 500,000,000. Whatever the excuse, most of the fundies think it's a conspiracy to get rid of them and are refusing to get it.